One of my recent great joys in life was watching Bob Ross's son paint on his show. It was better then tits. I think my favourite thing about it was the first half of the show he would try and be himself by painting and talking a little different then his dad, then in the second half he either panicked or his true self came out and he started saying famous quotes and sounds that his father says. I think my favourite part about it though was his moustache. You can't fake such a magnifacent piece of technology. Anywho, on to Jack Bauer.